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Us Barn Ratz tend to come up with some very strange/interesting songs when we go to work at 7 am.
Here is where you can read our lyrics, and even sing them if you want(you know you want to!)
Pretty much all of our songs are written to fairly well known melodies, and if you don't like our
melodies, you can just make up your own (the song won't sound as good though!)
The BOB* Song
(to The Day The Music Died)
A long, long time ago,
Bob can still remember,
when dinosaurs used to roam the earth
Born before the last ice-age,
she was witness to the ice's rage
and she became a Bob-sicle
Bob,Bob she will make you sob,
not your average nice old lady
maybe she's from the mob
She'll say things to you
that she learned on TV
Yes, she really loves her Judge Judy
She really loves her Judge Judy
*BOB was our code name for Ev ( our evil 87 year old boss) we would be able to warn each
other when she was coming until she figured out we called her Bob :) Now her name is Herman
The Drunken Cowboy Song
(to What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor )
CHORUS:
What do you do with a drunken cowboy?
What do you do with a drunken cowboy?
What do you do with a drunken cowboy,
Early in the morning?
Put him in a stall with a mare in heat.
Put him in a stall with a mare in heat.
Put him in a stall with a mare in heat,
early in the morning.
CHORUS
put him in a room with his boss' daughter.
put him in a room with his boss' daughter.
put him in a room with his boss' daughter,
early in the morning.
CHORUS
pick him up and throw him in the muck pile
pick him up and throw him in the muck pile
pick him up and throw him in the muck pile,
early in the morning
CHORUS
lock him in a room with the horny barn ratz
lock him in a room with the horny barn ratz
lock him in a room with the horny barn ratz,
early in the morning
dun dada dat dat.....yee haw!
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