*We do not really endorse these behaviors.If someone
you know has actually tried some of these things, please make them see a therapist.
P.S. Shnookems didn't do these things..... really......
P.P.S. Especially not the beaver thing..... really really.......
1. Lick a cactus
2. Lick a chipmunk
3. Lick your elbow
4. Hunt squirrels with a cross-bow
5. Box a kangaroo.... upside down....
6. Catch the Gnome
7. Shear a llama
8. Run over Unibrow with a bright yellow airplane
9. Revive Xavier, then kill him...... again
10. Try to find Azerbaijan on a map
11. Learn the words to every polka song ever written
12. Discuss the logic of physics with a shrub
13. Try to de-shell a turtle
14. Try to successfully mate a lobster with a toaster
15. Teach a beaver to drive a go-kart at 43.5 mph in counter-clockwise circles around coconut
trees while gnawing on rubber chickens and knitting ear-muffs for the penguins of Chile and counting backwards from
-37 in Portugese.
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